Response to RBX's well-crafted questions

RBX asked alot of good questions in my last blog entry and I think the response deserves its own blog post.

McMahon probably won't wrestle any more matches. He injured himself in his last bout and his doctors have advised him never to wrestle ever again. And at age 61, that's probably for the best.

Last Raw, it was revealed that Umaga will represent McMahon at Wrestlemania. He's billed as the "Samoan Bulldozing Machine". He holds the intercontnental championship, so he'll probably wrestle a similar caliber wrestler.

It's hard to give a good estimate as to when professional wrestlers retire. Many of them wrestle in the independent circuit long after they're released from WWE. It largely depends on the shape of the wrestlers and how many injuries they've sustained over their career. Ric Flair is still wrestling every week on WWE -- he turns 58 on Feb. 28th!

As for the nature of professional wrestling. I always say that it's a real performance. Winners are predetermined and conflicts are created from the minds of writers, but the matches themselves are largely improved. Wrestlers abuse their bodies in the ring and generally have to survive on pain pills. When wrestlers bleed, that's usually real blood. They hide razor blades in their wristbands and cut their foreheads to produce the blood. Cutting their foreheads in this fashion is called "blading" and when they bleed it's called "juicing". Other than that, every professional wrestler has a long list of accidental injuries sustained over thier career, so when you see a wrestler grimmacing in pain -- that may not be an act at all!

Hair vs. Hair

The Donald himself appeared on Raw this week. He challenged WWE chairman Vince McMahon to a hair vs. hair match at Wrestlemainia 23. The victor will shave the loser's head. Undoubtedly, McMahon will lose -- there's no way Trump would shave his rat's nest of a hairdo for a WWE pay per view. Bald would be a better look for him though. C'mon, I know his hair is one of his trademarks, but who wants their trademark to be bad hair? Other than me of course.

The match, coined as the battle of the billionaires, won't see the two do any actual wrestling. And that's a good thing. Trump may be good at making money, but I doubt those skills translate well into a wrestling ring. McMahon, on the other hand, has a long list of matches to his credit. Instead, they will appoint representatives to wrestle for them.

Here's a nice little video of what we have in store for 'Mania:

WWE's wellness program

There's a report that Test was recently pulled from the house show schedule due to a violation in WWE's Wellness Program. WWE hasn't released any specifics on the violation, but I'm assuming it's for steroid abuse. Test has bulked up significantly since his return to WWE, so the news doesn't come as much of a surprise. It is a shame for Test though, he was getting a legitimate championshp push in ECW.

I don't get the Wellness Program. What's wrong with wrestlers using steroids? Sure, it may harm a wrestler's body, but that's the nature of professional wrestling. Professional wrestling takes a huge toll on the body. It seems like a double standard to be okay with wrestlers executing dangerous moves that often result in injuries, but it is not okay that a wrestler risks harm through drugs.

Test thought he needed to bulk up to appeal to the fans. Sabu thinks he needs to jump off the top ropes on to chairs, tables, and what not to appeal to fans. Why let Sabu risk his body and not Test? These are grown men, they should make their own decisions.

Now where's my injection?

Against all odds

The TNA pay per view Against All Odds premiered on Sunday. The main event pitted Kurt Angle vs. Christian Cage. I was surprised that Christian came away the victor. It's probably better that Christian retained for gimmick reasons -- he needs the title more than Angle.

There's a rumor that there will be a Christian Coalition faction comprised of Christian, Tomko, Steiner, and Styles. That would be a good use of Steiner. He was a good fit as the muscle for Jeff Jarret and similarly would fill that role for Christian.

In an interview with IGN, Christian said that he would like to hold on to the title as long as possible -- perhaps even a year. I think a year long run would be pushing it, but he should have the title for a while. TNA has been passing around the belt alot lately which is kinda cheapening the championship aura.

Christian deserves the title, but so does Angle. The Christian Coalition gimmick sounds funny. It will be interesting how it plays out.